Sparky Jim
- Height: 5' 11"
- Weight: 180 lbs.
- Hometown: St. Peters, MO
- Finisher: n/a
- SPWO Debut: 12/2004
- Style: Sound/Lighting Technician
SPWO's crack sound and lighting technician, Sparky is also our ring announcer, introducing SPWO's combatants as they make their triumphant turkey trot to the squared circle. Known for his infamous catchphrase "Beer Dick", a phrase so popular, that is has even garnered it's own t-shirt, which is available in our CafePress store. Don't know what "beer dick" means? Just ask Jim, and he will tell you what to do...