P.A. Thuggz

The only son of an investment banker and his home-making wife, Patty Alowicious (his given name) lived a life of luxury. One day, his mother left the parental controls off of his satalite television receiver, and Patty stumbled upon Black Entertainment Television. Assuming these strange dark people were in need of a spitbath like his mother gave him, Patty wrote the network. In return, BET sent Patty a pamphlet detailing the wonders of African American culture. Enthralled, Patty took to the streets, became fluent in ebonics and changed his name to P.A. Thuggz. The rest is hiz-tow-ree, DAWG!