El Extremo Uno

(P.S. We are aware of the fact that El Extremo looks like another St. Louis indy wrestler. He is a parody of that particular promotion. In other words, you can't touch us.)

After a heroing career as a Mexican Ninja Pirate, El Extremo Uno took up Ice Dancing. While attempting a triple lutz during a trial for the Pan-American Games, he landed in the lap of Pedro, spilling his Cuervo and smashing his taquito. While obviously upset, Pedro commented on Extremo's firm thighs. The semi-conscious figure skater replied "Soy un homosexual illamente" and signed a contract. While the contract he signed was a five film deal for foot-fetish porn, Pedro also brought him to SPWO, and the rest is history.